wanna play one on on ?

you walk into the your dorm room at university and its dark. bar from a single focused light and something large covering its light then you walk in an the voice goes "oh so your my new room mate. wanna have a little one on one ?" wiggles the controller showing street fighter and the person in front of you was huge easily nine feet tall but distinctly female looking " wait i am in the guys dorm area right ?" you asked disconcertingly "well yeah numb nuts. says so in the hall way don't it ? " you paused as you got closer the shape of the person in front of you reinforcing your belief its a girl  "so they why are you here your a girl !?" the person snickers and leans on their elbows and knees "well glad you think so but your only about half right there sparky" it took a moment but it dawned on you what " wait. your a he/she ?" they laugh louder moving their head and you see all their stuff a little clearer. and the strip of XL condoms in the corner that make you a little nervous " VERY close babes. I'm a hermaphrodite. the names Gemini. nice to meet you. and don't worry . I don't bite. unless you like it " purred and flung you the controller at you and just by this introduction... you knew you where in for something here around this person